Mommy: “Mommy will think about it!” / Narrator: “Mommy never thought about it.“If at first you don’t succeed… try doing it the way Mom told you to in the beginning.” - Unknown.Daughter: “Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?” Mother: “I don’t know dear, ask your grandmother.”. ![]() “Mike, can’t you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?” - Michelangelo’s mother.Do you know anything about this, Goldie?” - Goldilocks’ mother “I’ve got a bill here for a broken chair from the Bear family.But would you listen to me? No!” - Humpty Dumpty’s mother ![]() “Humpty, If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall.Science teacher: “When is the boiling point reached?” Student: “When my mother sees my report card!”.What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? “It’s time to go to sweep!”.What did Mommy spider say to baby spider? “You spend too much time on the web.”.What did the mama say to the foal? “It’s pasture your bedtime.”.Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!.What did the Mama tomato say to the baby tomato? “Ketchup!”.“How do I explain ? She is as respected as Mother Teresa, as powerful as Stalin, and as beautiful as Margaret Thatcher.” - Leslie Knope, Parks & Recreation (2009-2015).A mother said to her son, “Look at that kid over there he’s not misbehaving.” The son replied, “Maybe he has good parents then!”.“It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn’t finish.” - Carrie Underwood.What are the three quickest ways to spread a rumor? The internet, telephone, and telling your mom. ![]()
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